Pictures Worth a Thousand Words

Laurie had a great idea of posting pictures of my ridiculously long hair. Since I was taking a few photos of myself, I figured I'd take a shot at posing as some of our favorite celebrities.

"It's too long to look like Jacob."

"It's too short to look like Edward. "

"It's not bowl-y enough to look like Bieber."

I NEED a Haircut!

My hair is ridiculously long. I am in desperate need of a haircut. No, it's so long I think they'd make me go to an animal groomer.

My regular barber, an effeminate Vietnamese man named Quan, has been on vacation for the past month. He should be back in the next week or two but I don't know how much more I can take of this. I don't know what to do with my hair in the mean time. It's too long to look like Jacob. It's too short to look like Edward. It's not bowl-y enough to look like Bieber. *Sigh*

You might ask, "Why don't you just go to another place like Supercuts?" Are you suggesting that I go to a place that trims off just one measly centimeter of hair, charges me $30, and then claim it's a makeover? No thanks. I'd rather look like Porcupine/Sea-Urchin Cullen than to go there again.

A Funny Exchange

Joking around is commonplace with my friends so when emails are sent out, we often get sidetracked making fun of each other and the hilarity ensues. Let me share part of an email thread from this past Friday.

An email was sent out trying to get a headcount for dinner for a friend's birthday. As the emails trickled in, one of the guys (Sai) got confused because another friend (Sorn) recently changed his name to Kei (pronounced like the letter K). However, we all share a common friend who we have always called Kei (pronounced "kee", like car key).

Here was the exchange (with minor edits for grammar/punctuation):

Sai:
[Darn] it Sorn! Why did you have to take Kei's name?...I keep mixing up your email if I don't notice the DOE. What's wrong with you? Fool!

Sorn aka Kei:
Don’t hate!

Me:
Yeah, don't hate....participate. As a matter of fact, I'm also changing my name to Kei. But it's pronounced "Kai" (like K-Eye) because I have to differentiate from "Kee" and "Kay". Any takers for Kei, pronounced K-Oh and Kei, pronounced K-You?

~Kei

Sai:
Yeah, Paul might be right. Let's all rename ourselves Kei. But mines will be pronounced Jacob like from Twilight.